You go Vanessa Paridis

Why does Hollywood praise Angelina Jolie as an elegant motherly saintly starlet? When she's a husband stealing blood drinking sex addict hooooooooo. I just think shes a trashy ho that thinks she's better than other people and if she were a girl at a party I'd bottle her. And I love Johnny Depp for loving ugly insecure girls.

What'd he say?

Happy Johnny Depp Week!

I've dubbed it Johnny Depp week. Just in time for the new Alice in Wonderland and the replaying of Benny and Joon all week on TV. Buster Keaton style and an awkward guy that loves a crazy girl that is scared by the California Raisins. Gotta love that. And I think this movie spawned the weird way he dresses today, which I love. I'd walk 500 miles for this guy. And ah-I would walk 500 more.

To All The Men I've Loved Before

Sooooo turns out my imaginary boyfriends are my Valentines this year and I'm pretty happy with that. Combine all these peeps and you get the perfect man. You know, I never thought I had a "type" before but apparently I do. Bring on the scruff and the sketchy looking dudes with creative hearts of gold!

On a serious note: I'm thankful for all the actual men I've loved before, the good and bad ones. All different. All necessary. All life changing. The end.