Thursday, September 15, 2011

"Men are destined to screw up the human race". One of my favorite scenes ever!


One of my favorite movie scenes. If only more men would man up and say that "freedom" and "not settling down" and "living their own life" really means to ALL of them: hooking up with more drunk chicks and waiting for their inevitable supermodel that they all supposedly deserve before they get too old. Avoid adulthood at all costs and you will feel like you had a much fuller life. That's the real fear right? It's not like we don't know it. Simply say: "It's not you, it's my inability to think with my brain and I'm just gonna go with being shallow and self-serving instead". We get that's what you mean. Don't dance around it. We got it, thanks. Don't humor us cause we've had it figured out for years. And when our friends say "You deserve better" we know they mean "I feel sorry for you they wanted to bang other people" or "you wasted time with another immature one, huh?" and we appreciate it cause that's the code of ethics. We know "experience" to most men means maybe a couple trips to the free clinic with a semi-triumphant but semi-gross feeling and getting drunk or high out of their goard multiple times to deal with their own inadequacies. We get the explaining you have to do to your friends and the "manhood" you have to prove to them. But guess what? The only actual MEN are the ones that cruise all past this because they are comfortable with themselves and don't answer to people, just themselves. Predictability is so boring and unoriginality is even worse. Men are missing out on actually being real men. They're avoiding some great things and REAL experiences because they are holding themselves back from real people and relationships. They are missing out on the only people that truly care about them and will wipe their asses for them when they're 90 and can't get off the couch. But blame the female for holding you back, it will make you feel better about yourself I promise. It's never about the right woman for a man because of this. It's only about right timing. They need the proper amount of time to get over themselves and their own ego and then whatever girl is there, she's "the one". That's why most guys get married exactly the same time around the rest of their friends. But they'll deny being impressionable. It's pack mentality. And I think this partly attributes to all the young divorces popping up out there. These boys need to face themselves before letting their sex become more and more simple minded. There are a few exceptions so I won't say "all men" before my married friends start to jump down my throat. But let me stress the emphasis on "few". Don't keep taking evolutionary steps back guys or females will undoubtedly start to run the world.... and that will be a big old mess. Cause that'd be real bad too. Yea I went there.

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